1. my mommy locked herself in the bathroom with the RR catalog, so whats for dinner.

2. my mommy is confusing me with all the choices.

3. Mommy waiting for the UPS, how can I pass the time.

4. no place to sleep, too many boxes.

OK, im officially off my rocker. Please dont agree. Im punchy today.

Mommy has been on HSR, HCS, and facebook all day. When do we start school?

LOL, you are too funny.

Mommy is lost in the homeschool stuff, should I call 911

Have any of you seen the homeschool cartoons books by Todd Wilson? He approaches the topic being discussed so hard, and my family will laugh so hard we cry. One shows a man laying flat on the ground between rows of tables and says: "Cut down in the prime of his life, Steve suddenly found himself between a half -off book sale and 800 homeschooling moms."
Can anyone identify?!!

One of my favorites, because it actually uses my name says:

"23 minutes into the school year, Christine flushed her schedule down the toilet." I'm seriously thinking of having this framed and displayed on our wall.

Christine

I bought a wall plaque several years ago and it is in a prominent place in my house:

"Discover wildlife- teach school."

3 sonsmom

Okay- this is kids discussion... how about:

Mom, am I finding the Latin root for these words, translating them to Spanish, or using them as a writing prompt? I forgot what "class" I'm in.

Is my science project done if the smoke alarm goes off?

Oh, THAT'S why science is supposed to be done outside!!

(I had this one happen to me)- Mom, the guinea pig is having babies!!!

5peaches...We have that cartoon book!! My son thinks they are hilarious. He calls me the perky homeschool mom...that one who is homeschooling one compliant child and walks around carrying a bag that says "I love homeschooling".

Those books are so funny.

"Mom, the guinea pig is having babies!!!"

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is great. ;)